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of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite
|—||Demetri Martin, This is a Book (via oliveswind)|
|—||Demetri Martin (via oliviaisthebomb)|
You see, the cuter the girl is, the more I’m willing to hear about the cat. “Oh really?” “Yeah, he’s very intuitive.” But you’ll notice, at a certain point, I don’t care how cute you are. I don’t wanna hear about your fucking cat anymore. I hate your cat. When you leave the room, I try to get it.
I’m never going to love anyone the way I love you, Demetri.
|—||Demetri Martin (via stevepethel)|