October 2009
19 posts
How to be a bouncer: 1) be an asshole; 2) stand...
Those that say their glasses are half-full are...
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy...
I remember when I really used to be into...
I think statues are wonderful. They show us what...
I went into a clothing store...the lady working...
I love playing guitar. I find it very relaxing,...
I think it would be cool if you were writing a...
I think a bad place for a fire would be the...
I like rock, paper, scissors -- 2/3rds. Rock...
I think that when you get dressed in the morning,...
I went into a shoe store, and I said, "Hey, can I...
I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said...
I think Employee of the Month is a good example of...
I feel stupid when I write the word banana. Its...
Cake is the only food we write on. It's always...
A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I...
I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he...
