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I wonder if there were any Goths in Gothic times?…It’s like, “You look...– Demetri Martin (via prefertoremainanonymous)
Don’t talk to strangers… okay, sure… if you don’t want to meet anyone ever.– Demetri Martin (via sammiesweetart)
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other...– Demetri Martin (via guttershark)
A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like...
http://www.demetri-martin.com/movies.html A couple of months into 2006, Demetri Martin went over to DreamWorks and pitched a movie idea to studio head Adam Goodman, and some other guy named Steven Spielberg. The idea was for a movie called “Will.” Apparently they seemed to like it, because they bought it. According to Demetri Martin himself, he has already been paid for it. “I...
I am afraid of sharks, but only in a water situation. If I saw a shark on the...– Demetri Martin (via acrossoceans)
a rubik’s cube is equal to a drag queen… because they are both colorful but i...– Demetri Martin Important Things With Demetri Martin (via whointheworldisdayshanaedarnell)
I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and I thought, ‘That sounds like a...– Demetri Martin (via pibbplusredvines)
‘Sort of’ is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It’s just a filler. Sort of...– Demetri Martin (via stopsayingmynamewrong)
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Demetri Martin's 224-Word Palindrome:
Dammit I’m mad. Evil is a deed as I live. God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt. To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss. Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help? Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell. I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”. Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp, In my halo of a mired rum tin. I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin. Is evil in a clam? In a trap? No. It is...
My plumbing is all screwed up....because it turns...
A mobile home with a flat tire is a home.