November 2009
38 posts
Happy Thanksgiving!
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Nov 26th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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If you have a pear shaped body, you should not...
Nov 25th
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“I wonder if there were any Goths in Gothic times?…It’s like, “You look...”
– Demetri Martin (via prefertoremainanonymous)
Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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“Don’t talk to strangers… okay, sure… if you don’t want to meet anyone ever.”
– Demetri Martin (via sammiesweetart)
Nov 22nd
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“Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other...”
– Demetri Martin (via guttershark)
Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 16th
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A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like...
Nov 16th
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Will
http://www.demetri-martin.com/movies.html A couple of months into 2006, Demetri Martin went over to DreamWorks and pitched a movie idea to studio head Adam Goodman, and some other guy named Steven Spielberg. The idea was for a movie called “Will.” Apparently they seemed to like it, because they bought it. According to Demetri Martin himself, he has already been paid for it. “I...
Nov 12th
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“I am afraid of sharks, but only in a water situation. If I saw a shark on the...”
– Demetri Martin (via acrossoceans)
Nov 12th
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“a rubik’s cube is equal to a drag queen… because they are both colorful but i...”
– Demetri Martin Important Things With Demetri Martin (via whointheworldisdayshanaedarnell)
Nov 12th
“I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and I thought, ‘That sounds like a...”
– Demetri Martin (via pibbplusredvines)
Nov 12th
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Nov 12th
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Nov 12th
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“‘Sort of’ is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It’s just a filler. Sort of...”
– Demetri Martin (via stopsayingmynamewrong)
Nov 12th
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Listentwrecks: Demetri Martin - Personal Information...
Nov 12th
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The Daily Show: Trendspotting with Demetri Martin... →
Nov 12th
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Nov 10th
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Nov 10th
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Nov 9th
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Demetri Martin's 224-Word Palindrome:
Dammit I’m mad. Evil is a deed as I live. God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt. To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss. Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help? Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell. I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”. Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp, In my halo of a mired rum tin. I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin. Is evil in a clam? In a trap? No. It is...
Nov 8th
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Nov 7th
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My plumbing is all screwed up....because it turns...
Nov 4th
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A mobile home with a flat tire is a home.
Nov 2nd
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