September 2009
26 posts
I saw a door that said "Exit Only". So I entered...
There's a store in my neighborhood called Futon...
This summer, at a party, I learned the small...
When they were naming the animals, somebody got...
I want to make a revolving door that says "Pull"...
I was stuck in traffic, and I looked in the...
I like staying in hotels because you can leave a...
I like clothes, you know. I dig fabrics. One of my...
It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay as...
An easy way to sound like a creep is to add the...
I like video games, but they are very violent. I...
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is...
I was in a store, and I saw a pocket...
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a...
I like fruit baskets because it gives you the...
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces....
I went into a clothes store, and a lady came up to...
Some jokes are short and elegant, like a...
