December 2009
30 posts
Did anyone get gifts with "Happy Birthday Jesus"...
If so, feel free to send your pictures to fydemetrimartin@hotmail.com and see them here! Then go thank whoever wrapped your gift for being awesome.
Merry Christmas!
“When somebody shows you a photo of their kid, what they don’t want to hear is...”
– Demetri Martin (via sufferbus)
“If I had a bookstore, I’d make the mystery section really hard to find.”
– Demetri Martin (via sufferbus)
“I think an eating contest is really just the beginning of a shitting contest.”
– Demetri Martin (via sufferbus)
I love like, in a mall, when you see that sign,...
A bear skin rug? That's so unnecessary!
“You know, I think the den looks great, but it’s just missing something…”
“Really? What?”
“…the back of a dead bear? Like, lay it out in the shape of him? That would be awesome.”
“Really?”
“Oh yeah.”
“Should I keep the head on?”
“Definitely. We want to know who this was. It will help you relax by the fire.”
"Also brought to you by NASCAR: The most exciting...
"This is a fun game: If you have a planner, like,...
"There's so many board games with so many...
"I used to like to watch sports a lot, but not as...
"I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year,...
I was thinking about this quote the other day, and I decided that this will be the year that I finally wrap Christmas presents the Demetri Martin way. Then I thought, “Maybe I can get everyone else in on this!”
Behold: The “Happy Birthday Jesus” Project.
If you decide to add a little Demetri Martin flair to your Christmas gift wrapping this year, please send in pictures...
I think it would suck to get rug burn during a...
