October 2010
35 posts
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I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because...
Oct 31st
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Oct 23rd
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makeamesslioness-deactivated201 asked: What's this from?
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Oct 23rd
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Demetri Martin signs CBS comedy deal →
Exclu: Actor-comedian Demetri Martin could join CBS’ comedy lineup.  The Daily Show veteran has signed a deal with the network to write, produce and star in his own project.  The agreement is a blind script deal, so there’s no word yet what the project will be about.  Martin’s off-kilter, younger-skewing sensibilities are right in line with the network’s current...
Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
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I was in this building the other day, and I saw a...
narcissistic-tendencies: And on the door, it said “This door must remain closed at all times.” And I was like, “Dude, you’re thinking of wall.”
Oct 23rd
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forestlessness asked: Do you know where I can find Demetri Martin gif's?
Oct 23rd
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arisutiramisu asked: When I found out this tumblr existed, I just about died.
Thank you. So much. <3
Oct 23rd
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Demetri Martin blog
This might help you out with your dm news! http://demetrimartin.wordpress.com/ signed a deal with CBS for new show yaay (Submitted by myfavoritecomedians) You rule for sending this in! Thank you!!!
Oct 23rd
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Oct 22nd
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Oct 20th
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I think the best time to be in an earthquake is...
(Submitted by maverickk)
Oct 18th
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“I want to launch a globe into space, just to mess with astronauts....”
– Demetri Martin (via jerrycantrell-)
Oct 18th
me vs. you
maverickk: me: gravity you: old lady’s tits
Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Why are there no positive mysteries?
It’s always like: “Who stole the diamond?” or “Who killed the butler?” How about “Hey! Who made cookies?” (Submitted by invadersmustdie)
Oct 17th
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Oct 12th
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Oct 12th
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“Saying ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying ‘I apologize.’ Except at a funeral.”
– Demetri Martin (via tenrec4tea)
Oct 11th
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“I like clothes, you know. I dig fabrics. One of my favorite clothing patterns is...”
– Demetri Martin (via tenrec4tea)
Oct 11th
“I saw a sign on this door. It said, ‘Exit Only.’ So I entered it, and I went to...”
– Demetri Martin (via rockandrollrefugee)
Oct 8th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 6th
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“If someone throws a pie at your face, just open your mouth really wide and say,...”
– (via girlinthemoon)
Oct 6th
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Oct 6th
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blairwitchwaldorf asked: I went to see him in NYC last weekend and he said there won't be a season 3 of Important Things :/ He actually said "Maybe I'll make a new show. About something less important. Maybe just Things with Demetri Martin." Hahaha.
Oct 3rd
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icicleparty asked: do you know when the new season starts?
Oct 3rd
ever wonder if illiterate people get the full...
Oct 3rd
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Oct 3rd
Oct 3rd
he is so great
rockandrollrefugee:
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