"Vampire fad just won't die. Makes sense I guess."
December 2010
25 posts
I just thought you should know...
At one of Demetri's shows, I think in...Boston on Oct. 27th He answered a fan's question and said he didn't have twitter and that a few people were posing as him. Only saying that because I saw u posted a pic of something "he" tweeted.
Thank you for your message! I’m usually really skeptical about these Twitter accounts, but I’m hoping that this one is the real deal since it only popped up a couple of days ago and is a “Verified Account”. I’ll definitely make a post here if we find out that this is another fake!
November 2010
27 posts
“When ducks fart, it just blends in with the conversation.”
—
Demetri Martin, via twitter
(via felfel-va-keshmesh)
http://twitter.com/DemetriMartin →
twitter.com
“Just got out of cave. Was living in there, under large rock. Travelled through space, time, and Holland Tunnel… Now I’m here.”
“Strobe lights cause seizures in some people, and we still have strobe lights. How did that work out? ‘Look, I understand you might swallow your tongue, but, these guidos need to party.’”
—Demetri Martin (via thelovelykb)
Good, Bad, Interesting
SCREAMING
GOOD: warning about danger
BAD: being handed your adopted baby
INTERESTING: every time you wake up.COUNTING BACKWARDS FROM 10
GOOD: launching a rocket.
BAD: when your girlfriend asks if you love her.
INTERESTING: when you’re about to fart.YELLING HELP
GOOD: when stuck in an elevator
BAD: when flunking a test
INTERESTING: when in an elevator and it’s not stuck.STOP, DROP & ROLL
GOOD: if you’re on fire.
BAD: if you’re being fired.
INTERESTING: if you’re a waiter.THE SILENT TREATMENT
GOOD: an argument.
BAD: hostage situation
INTERESTING: fighting hemorrhoids.
“If I ever saw an amputee being hanged, I would just yell out letters.”
—Demetri Martin. Person.
Is it true?!
IS IMPORTANT THINGS CANCELLED???
I’m sorry to say that it’s true. There will not be a third season of Important Things. :(
But there is good news! Demetri has signed a deal with CBS to star in a new show! No details on the project have been released yet, but hopefully we’ll learn more soon!
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/blogs/live-feed/demetri-martin-signs-cbs-comedy-31126
