Thank you for your message! I’m usually really skeptical about these Twitter accounts, but I’m hoping that this one is the real deal since it only popped up a couple of days ago and is a “Verified Account”. I’ll definitely make a post here if we find out that this is another fake!
Demetri Martin, via twitter
GOOD: warning about danger
BAD: being handed your adopted baby
INTERESTING: every time you wake up.
COUNTING BACKWARDS FROM 10
GOOD: launching a rocket.
BAD: when your girlfriend asks if you love her.
INTERESTING: when you’re about to fart.
GOOD: when stuck in an elevator
BAD: when flunking a test
INTERESTING: when in an elevator and it’s not stuck.
STOP, DROP & ROLL
GOOD: if you’re on fire.
BAD: if you’re being fired.
INTERESTING: if you’re a waiter.
THE SILENT TREATMENT
GOOD: an argument.
BAD: hostage situation
INTERESTING: fighting hemorrhoids.
I’m sorry to say that it’s true. There will not be a third season of Important Things. :(
But there is good news! Demetri has signed a deal with CBS to star in a new show! No details on the project have been released yet, but hopefully we’ll learn more soon!