June 2010
21 posts
Jun 28th
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“If I ever saw an amputee being hanged, I’d just yell out letters.”
– Demetri Martin (via wetdreamwarmachine)
Jun 28th
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ilovek8lin: ok, i posted this a long time ago but elyse and luisa was the only one who liked it and you all should like this because it is quality!!!! The Important Things intro song! Awesome work!
Jun 28th
“Always Beware of Cats Darting Erratically Forward Going Halfway Into Jungles,...”
– Demetri Martin’s mnemonic to remember the alphabet. (via antontobias86)
Jun 25th
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“I’m in a weird situation because I like rainbows. So whenever I wear a shirt...”
– Demetri Martin (via sugalumps)
Jun 25th
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“I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought,...”
–  Demetri Martin (via fickleasapaperdoll)
Jun 25th
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mother-venus asked: I have screencaps from Taking Woodstock (his movie). Would you mind if I submit those?
Jun 18th
Jun 18th
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Jun 18th
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Jun 18th
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Jun 18th
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“The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.”
– Demetri Martin (via whatisoutthere)
Jun 18th
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Jun 13th
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Jun 7th
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Jun 7th
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Jun 2nd
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I like when I listen to a radio station, and they...
Jun 2nd
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Duck hunting seems especially cruel, because...
Jun 2nd
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I can never remember the difference between...
Jun 2nd
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lostmytardiskey asked: OHMYGOSH.I love Demetri Martin,and I thank you for making a Tumblog dedicated to his awesomeness.:] :] :]
Jun 2nd
littlestwillow asked: This is possibly the best tumblr I have laid my eyes upon. So much Demetri Martin all in one place? YES.
Jun 2nd
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