If I ever saw an amputee being hanged, I’d just yell out letters.– Demetri Martin (via wetdreamwarmachine)
ilovek8lin: ok, i posted this a long time ago but elyse and luisa was the only one who liked it and you all should like this because it is quality!!!! The Important Things intro song! Awesome work!
Always Beware of Cats Darting Erratically Forward Going Halfway Into Jungles,...– Demetri Martin’s mnemonic to remember the alphabet. (via antontobias86)
I’m in a weird situation because I like rainbows. So whenever I wear a shirt...– Demetri Martin (via sugalumps)
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought,...– Demetri Martin (via fickleasapaperdoll)
mother-venus asked: I have screencaps from Taking Woodstock (his movie). Would you mind if I submit those?
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.– Demetri Martin (via whatisoutthere)
I like when I listen to a radio station, and they...
Duck hunting seems especially cruel, because...
I can never remember the difference between...
lostmytardiskey asked: OHMYGOSH.I love Demetri Martin,and I thank you for making a Tumblog dedicated to his awesomeness.:] :] :]
littlestwillow asked: This is possibly the best tumblr I have laid my eyes upon. So much Demetri Martin all in one place? YES.