-oneinthesame asked: So you just reblogged my thanks a million post and then this just filllllllllllled up on my dash lmfao: http://i55.tinypic.com/1zfmy52.png
You can say thanks, and you can say thanks a...
mrsuriestump-deactivated2011052 asked: I don't think you comprehend how happy the discovery of this blog has made me. :3
I was making pancakes the other day, and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that’s...– Demetri Martin (via axon-axoff)
People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I...– Demetri Martin (via mokasim)
An ex-girlfriend is the same as an ‘okay’ movie: I liked it at the time, but I...– Demetri Martin (via peaceloveshenanigans)
Coffee is the same as a bra.
soundtracktotheend: Three cups is just one too many.
Just wanted to remind everyone that you can ask...
girl-thursday asked: You reblogged me, and it got reblogged about a million times. Thanks. <3
boshirly-deactivated20111002 asked: Hi, this isn't a question, but I just wanted to let you know that I've been following this blog for kind of a while now. I love Demetri so flippin' much, and I love this blog just as much.
My friend is into similes. He uses a lot of similes. He’s like……annoying.– Demetri Martin (via gurry)
(While tuning guitar) It’s always the B-string that’s hard for me....– Demetri Martin (via gurry)
soundtracktotheend: I learned something on the road. The easier it is to draw the state, the harder it is to live in that state. If you live in a regular polygon, get the hell out of there! You have to move to a squiggly area. Culture is attracted to squiggles. (sorry, Wyoming.)
soundtracktotheend: At a circus: annoying. At a birthday: sad. One thats just around: creepy. But if any of them get hurt: its funny.