My friend Steve likes cats. People are always saying ‘Oh, Steve’s really a...– Demetri Martin (via -bazinga)
I don’t like thank you cards because I don’t know what else to say. What do I...– Demetri Martin (via texasisforlovers)
Drowning must be a horrible experience, but a little less horrible if right...– Demetri Martin (via phoenixlaugh)
Geek-Off: Topher Grace vs. Demetri Martin →
Demetri, you mentioned memories of being a geeky kid. Who’s geekier between the two of you? TG: Oh, that’s a good question. DM: That is a good question. TG: Let’s use the math to figure that out. DM: I was going to say that in the kingdom of geekdom there are many different shires. So we live in maybe parallel shires. I think Topher’s very well-versed in “Back to the Future,” “Star Wars.”...
I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita. Why the pita? That counts...– Demetri Martin Who Am I? in The New Yorker (via Dan Killam)