February 2012
13 posts
“100% of the people who give 110% do not understand math.”
– Demetri Martin, This is a Book (via oliveswind)
Feb 5th
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“If you’re a battery, you’re either working or you’re dead. Shit life.”
– Demetri Martin (via oliviaisthebomb)
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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“The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.”
– Demetri Martin (via stevepethel)
Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 3rd
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“I want to make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it...”
– Demetri Martin (via stevepethel)
Feb 3rd
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It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy:
angryflamingo: Location, location, location.
Feb 3rd
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“I just feel like there’s a parallel world right in front of us that’s revealed...”
– Demetri Martin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eeMLqZB1Q&NR=1&feature=endscreen watch all the parts (via morganisthenewblack)
Feb 3rd
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