Fuck Yeah Demetri Martin!

iwillbeyourgoal:

i don’t like thank you cards, ‘cause i don’t know what else to say.

what do i put on the inside?

“man.”

“see front.”

i just think they’re very redundant, it’s just like “thank you” and you open it, “thank you.”

tell me something i don’t know.

“thank you. i fear dolphins”

wow, this guy’s grateful and interesting!

and dolphins can be aggressive swimmers.

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