Cool way to propose (by Demetri Martin):
You break her finger, then you have the doctor put the ring in the cast… when she gets the cast off, you say “Surprise, bitch. We’ve been engaged already for three weeks.”
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I love him. I still use the “glitter is the herpes of craft supplies” line on a regular basis
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